#i hate adam with a feiry passion
Dear Ad*m from sk8 the infinity,
/tw: swearing, insults/
You might be a good villain, but listen up, fucker.
Do you know why your name is often censored?
It’s because you’re a bitch.
Now that’s out of the way, onto my opinion of you:
- I treasure the time where you aren’t on screen.
- You make me wish I had more middle fingers.
- The best part of you probably ran down your mother’s legs and she should’ve fucking swallowed you.
- The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
- However, there is nothing you could do to make me think less of you.
- Somewhere in the wilderness there is a tree working its goddamn ass off to produce oxygen for your bitchass and I want you to fucking apologize to it.
- If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump to your fucking IQ.
- You are the human equivalent of a participation award. Useless little shit.
- If I was in a room with you, H*tler and Stal*n, and only had two bullets in a gun, I would shoot you twice. PedoBitch.
- You’re not pretty enough to be as fucking stupid as you are.
- I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
And now, my hopes for your future:
- I hope your five year old neighbor has all his violin lessons during your dumb stupid hangovers.
- I hope your next meal is fucking disappointing.
- I hope both sides of your pillow are hot when it’s boiling outside.
- I hope you step in water with socks on.
- I hope you get constantly aware of your breathing pattern and i hope that shit stops you from sleeping.
- I hope that when you get up from your computer, your earphones are still attached.
- I hope all those chocolate chip cookies you can afford turn out to have gODDAMN RAISINS.
- AND I HOPE THOSE VERY COOKIES ARE SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO FIT IN YOUR GLASS OF MILK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Now, last thing:
As an outsider, what’s your take on intelligence?
This was a warning. Don’t you dare call Reki a third wheel again.
Get the fuck out. Here’s the door –>leave.